What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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LIKE THIS!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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im gay because im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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