What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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im gay because im gay

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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