There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Refrigerator

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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