- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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