why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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