What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

You will not press the like button.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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