What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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tim has no humor

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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