- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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