- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

God

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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