- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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