YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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my bubbles!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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