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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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