A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I'm Batman.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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