- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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