What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I dont have a girlfriend

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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