How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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tim has no humor

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Roses are red.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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