A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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