knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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John Stamos.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Queens Park rangers

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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