If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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