Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

a jew walks out of a furnace

the WNBA

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

My friend harris is fat.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Roses are red.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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