What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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kesha is a virgin.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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