a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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