- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

7+5=12

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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