- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the woman?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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