Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Women's rights

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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