- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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