- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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