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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

My friend harris is fat.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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