- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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