What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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the love boat

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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