- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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