There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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