- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

balls

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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