- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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