- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

honest politician

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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