- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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