A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why was the woman?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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