how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Derp

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

hi

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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