Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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