Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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