Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

a irish man walks past a bar

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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