- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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