Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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