one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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