"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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