Brad Fuller!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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falling didnt make the difference

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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