What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Where's my tractor?

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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