You will not press the like button.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Today is March 22.

I <3 Hitler

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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