why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Wanker

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did sally drown cause she was black

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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