- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

your mum

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No, Trinidad.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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