brittney griner

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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no pun intended

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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This is not funny.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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