- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

5 people are walking

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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