Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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