- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

When is a door not a door? Never.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

angelosnyder is not gay

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