Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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