Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

knock knock come in!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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