- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

identical jokes get different votes.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Okay.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

a person who will soon die of beeties

hi

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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