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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

this website even though its hilarious.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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