The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

david weres the slug gone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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