a jew walks out of a furnace

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanker

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Jayden Eccles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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