what's white and sticky semen

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

The MLS

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Wanker

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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