A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Sarah Palin

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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