Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

RUN

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Fat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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