- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??