why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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no pun intended

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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