- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

where's mom I killed her

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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