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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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