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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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women sports....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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