What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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learn. advance!

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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PEANIS!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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