- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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