So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Women's rights.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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