Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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