- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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