Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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MySpace.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poop.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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non poop

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Your dads dead. lol

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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