a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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