What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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So does Blake

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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