What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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My Nan, that is all.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Caca.

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Anti Joke

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