What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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The WNBA.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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