Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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