- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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