a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Anti Joke

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